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1. Hoo-Hah.mp3 (2:18)

Credit card with a 400 dollar limit and 200 dollars in ridiculous fees. I got tired of their calls and finally went off on them. I must have yelled Hoo-hah! seven times (ala Pacino in "Scent of a Woman"). I don't know why, it was spontaneous. The amazing thing is how I continue to do it to get a human reaction out of her, but she never even acknowledges it.

I tried my hardest to explain to this poor brainless wonder that I needed them to re-activate this credit card so I could do my business, which is whacking them out to the max, and chucking them. She sincerely said she would speak to her supervisor and get back to me. I'm still waiting for that call.