Q. Are all these calls real? A. Yes. These are real incoming calls to me or I'm returning messages left on my machine. They occurred over the last three years. Q. Where were you living? A. New York. Q. Do you still live there? A. What are you a creditor? Maybe. Maybe I moved. You figure it out. Q. Is your life really this crappy? A. Yes. I have been out of work as a comedy writer since 1998 and I am currently balancing sporadic stand-up gigs with a part time job as a "chip-runner" in a card club casino for $6.75 an hour plus tips. Q. What will you do if this CD makes money? A. If this CD is successful I will finally be able to get out of debt for the first time in 15 years and work on getting my shit together. I want to pay off my bills, pay back my friends, and get my career back on track. Q. Are you single? A. Are you kidding? Yes. But if this makes money, not for long. Q. Can we meet Mike the Deadbeat? A. I am trying to schedule radio and comedy club appearances, so check on this website for an upcoming appearance near you! Q. Will there be a Volume II? A. Way ahead of you, buddy. Yes, if this sells, I'm planning on taping my calls of paying off everybody. Volume II is going to be called "Getting out of the Hole". Q. Should I be worried about giving you my credit card number? A. I'm not taking the orders, so you're safe. Plus, I'm a deadbeat not a thief.

 

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